Why do I do these?

1. My uncle once: would do anything for me...this was before he got married
2. Never in my life: will I be 100% happy unless I have a dog
3. When I was five: my little brother was born
4. High School is: better now that its over
6. I once met: a homeless person that followed me for 3 blocks yelling poetry, and when he finally caught up to me he expected me to pay him for it
7. There's this girl I know who: is ALWAYS there for me, even now that she is 922mi away
8. Once, at a bar: I got into a bad fight with my boyfriend. as i was sulking alone .another guy came up and asked me to dance. then, he saw the look on my face and told me "Go talk to him now. You know hes worth it"
10. Last night: I ate Thai food
12. Next time I go to church: I will be holding back my tears. I don't understand God right now
15. When I turn my head left: I see Blitz
16. When I turn my head right: my closet
18. How many days until my birthday?: 161
19. If I was a character written by Shakespeare I'd be: Beatrice in Much Ado About Nothing
20. By this time next year: Arthur and I will be planning a wedding
21. A better name for me would be: Pain-in-the-ass
22. I have a hard time understanding: death
23. If I ever go back to school I'll: die. I graduate in a year and a half, then I go straight into grad school, spend 3 years there and then finally (almost 5 yrs from now) I enter the real world. NO more school after that!
24. You know I like you if: I tease you a lot
25. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be:The Academy
27. Take my advice: accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, hold on to the affirmative and don't mess with mr. in-between
28. My ideal breakfast is: a fresh fruit smoothie
30. If you visit my hometown: you're in San Antonio
32. Why won't someone: comment on my blog
33. If you spend the night at my house: there is a good chance i kidnapped your keys for the night just to be safe...i won't let you leave drunk
34. I'd stop my wedding if: he ever cheated on me
35. The world could do without: Willy Nelson
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: be one
37. My favorite blonde is: an old soul
38. Paper clips are more useful than: your mom
39. If I do anything well, it is: thinking...
40. And by the way: I miss you
41. The last time I was high: December 2002
42. I feel the need to waste my time with this because: I am depressed, lonely and have things piling up that I need to get done. Self-pity is where its at folks.