Sincerely, Your Librarian
The library is a great place to workout. Seriously. I just put some Nikes on over my nude pantyhose and pull some of those noisy parachute pants halfway up to my armpits and get ready to break a sweat. Can you believe I only have to walk around the perimeter of the 7th floor 11 times to make a mile! No, don't worry. Nobody ever actually studies in the library. Why would they do a silly thing like that? And even if they wanted to, the obnoxious swish-swish of my pants would deter them.
Sincerely,
Your Librarian
1 comment:
I dunno. I was waiting until you said something extremely controversial like "The sky is green" to argue with you. :)
Can't wait until Friday!!! Hahaha I get to go shopping for my outfit!
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